I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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