I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
accomplished twins. life is a go
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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