therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Did I show you my penis last night?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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