She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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