We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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