You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Randomize
