eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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