Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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