Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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