Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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