Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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