Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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