i don't like sucking hair
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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