Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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