are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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