I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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