Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
