People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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