I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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