Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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