she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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