Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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