This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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