That's intense
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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