She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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