And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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