Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize