Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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