on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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