Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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