You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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