we have officially lost it.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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