so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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