I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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