so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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