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(919): View more from North Carolina

so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

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(289): View more from Ontario

Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.

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(253): View more from Washington

My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had

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(678): View more from Georgia

Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you

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(517): View more from Michigan

This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.

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(352): View more from Florida

Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.

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