Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
