Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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