i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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