This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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