Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I supernannyed him into submission
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Randomize