I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
