when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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