Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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