if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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