You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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