Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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