They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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