Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
not ubering you a puppy
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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