I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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