STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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