Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he fucked my hip out of place.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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