I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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