so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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