nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We got so high we made milksteak
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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