You made me cry and you don't even care
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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