I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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