yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Randomize
