no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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