i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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