I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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